Thursday, November 15, 2012

Joke of the day

CRAZY IBADAN FACTS .


• Instead of pronouncing it "SAR-CA-SM, the typical Ibadan indigene would call it: "SIR KAZEEM"!

• An original Ibadan lady has 14 tribal marks and 144 stretch marks!

• To an Ibadan person, balanced diet is: Amala, stew, egg, limca!

• You can't invite an Ibadan person to your party without distributing wraps of Amala.

• An Ibadan lady would buy Viju Milk and ask for opener!

• You know she's from Ibadan when she uses water to put off the gas cooker

• Finally, you'll know she's omo Ibadan if she licks her fingers before she changes the pages on her iPad!
 
 
Have a fun filled day

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