I haven't seen my manhood in 5years- Rick Ross

They say Money, Power and Fame always come with a Price. American Rap
Mogul, Rick Ross, is all too aware of this fact, as he confessed that
he hadn't seen his genitals in almost 5 years.


In a No-Holds-Barred Interview with popular blogger, Perez Hilton, The
Boss Himself expressed his pain and displeasure at his 'little'
problem, saying:


"These b*tches(sic) always wanna hang with me, but only in the videos.
Once we get to thebedroom and I take my pants off, Bitches be like,
Where yo' d*** at Rozay? and i be like, you gon' have to find it
yourself bae"


And they always leave afterwards.
Rick Ross broke into tears as he related the story.


Doctors have said the multiple flabby folds onhis massive stomach have
totally engulfed hisgenitals and he might have to undergo a rigorous
excercise regimen and possible gastric bypass surgery if he ever wants
to seehis penis again.


"Doc say i gotta run, say i gotta use the treadmill and shii." Rick
Ross said "I dun did that.

Yesterday i jogged from ma Kitchen to ma front door. I feel the
cholesterol burning nigga. Soon imma weigh the square root of akilo
nigga. Huhn"


As for Surgery, he said, "Fuck imma do that fo'? If im scared of
niggas tryna shoot me, why you think i gon' let a damn doctor cut me
up with knives and shii? These niggas can't cut these flabs, these
niggas cant cut these Flabs, Nooooooooo"


Before the interview ended, he promised he would jog from his front
door to his backyard tomorrow, in order to burn the weight faster.